This is my dog Bumper.

Bumper loves to shit on other peoples grass, maul small children and behave like a jerk.

in short my dog Bumper is an asshole, so when Bumper lost this fight with a 78 Buick no one shed a tear.

Bumper is dead, but not gone, Bumper the zombie dog has a lot to say. What a zombie dog has to say who knows.