I was driving through Huntington Beach and found this "biker bar" and had a few thoughts.

Why is it that most biker bars now all look the same? The same red paint, the same crap parking lot. I think that these bars are like going to Denny's, they all look the same because they are all part of the same company. Only in this case it is Biker Bar Inc.

Also, note how the bikes are all so evenly spaced, so much sameness, must be a wild gang of lawyers or something. Bad men baby!

And while I am at it, Why the hell does anyone want to buy life style? I thought it was about riding motorcycles, only these Hardly Dangerous bikers are all rolling around with fake colors and goofy form over function gear. If you need to buy lifestyle you are just a loser! Why not do us all a favor and blow your fucking brains out!