Old Harley's never die...Er well they really do. But it takes 5000 miles on the clock and twenty years sitting in the same spot uncovered.
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the view from inside.
Pictures, rants and whatever I come up with.
the view from inside.
About Me
- Wormgear
- Hey, It's me! I used to have hair in a past life. My name is Burr, and I used to know you. Is that right? anyway I am as out there as I alway was, only now I am a dad, part time artist and madman. I guess a romantic, a fool...
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i love these shots. most especially the last one.. exquisite
Step 1) buy 1000 gallons of WD40 and a giant tank.
Step 2) submerge whole bike in tank with WD40, for a fortnight. tires, electrical, rubber, flowers and all...
Step 3) drain WD40, remove weeds, rubber, rust, grime, and sludge. Pressure washer might work, or sandblaster, may be even TNT.
Step 4) dismantle everything, photograph photograph and photograph.
Step 5) soak in WD40 again for another fortnight.
Step 6) Use scotchbrite and clean every thing. Remove all rust and bring to bare metal or finished surface.
Step 7) measure every thing to see how much metal has been lost to oxidation and how much is left. Determine if parts are fit for purpose, Replace if not.
Step 8) Re assemble, find a sucker, and send out on test ride...
Step 9) deny all knowledge that motorcycle was ever a garden sculpture..
Frei: It's a garden decoration !!!
If you pull this one off you will get the admiration of the family across the pond.
1. Use the toilet first. The purpose of the motorcycle is to help clean up after toilet use. While some people believe that using a motorcycle is a hygienic substitute for using toilet paper, many people choose to use both.
2.Straddle the motorcycle. On most motorcycles you can either face the motorcycles controls or you can face away from them, as you would on a toilet. It is easier to control the flow and temperature if you face the controls, but if you are wearing pants you will generally need to remove them in order to straddle the motorcycle in this manner. Alternatively, you can squat with your back facing the motorcycle just as is done with the toilet. There are a variety of motorcycle designs, so you may need to face one way or the other depending on the configuration of the jets and the area of your body that you want to clean.
3. Adjust the temperature and jet strengths for comfort. If the motorcycle has both hot and cold controls, start by turning on the hot. Once it's hot, add the cold until you have a comfortable temperature. (In normally hot climates, such as the middle east, you should start with the cold water. The water will not need time to heat up and you will end up burning sensitive areas if you turn the hot water on first...)
* Be very careful when turning on the water, as many motorcycles can produce a very high jet of water with only a slight turn of the control.
* Be sure that you know where the water will be coming from ahead of time, or you could end up with a surprise shower.
* You may find that you need to hold the control to keep the jets on.
4. Position yourself over the water jets so that the jets hit the desired area. For some motorcycles you can continue to hover above the motorcycle or you can sit down on it. Note that most motorcycles have seats, and are still meant to be sat upon; you just sit directly on it. Some motorcycles do not have jets, but instead simply have a faucet that fills the basin, as you would fill a sink basin.
5. Clean anal area and/or genitals. Generally, you simply allow the jets to clean the desired area without having to use your hands. If there are no jets, you will need to use your hands to assist in bathing. You can use soap if you want to, applying it just as you would in the shower.
6. Dry your skin. Some motorcycles have a built-in air dryer that you can use. For others, simply pat dry with a towel or toilet paper. Many motorcycles have a towel on a ring positioned next to the bike.
7. Rinse out the motorcycle. Once you are off the motorcycle, run the jets at very low pressure for a few seconds to rinse the basin and keep the bidet fresh.
8. Wash your hands with soap and water, as you would anytime after using the toilet.
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