Bikes

This is the "Giant Killer", It's one heck of a cool bike. It is not some modern flash bike with a lot of looks and no go. This is a race bike from the 1950's! I love the look and feel this bike has.
Hmmm, gsx-r in a rigid frame...



Here is a double engine Honda CB750 drag racer built and raced by Vance and Hines.

Race car.

Old flat head 8 engine racer.

RAT ROD

ER...

So imaging my shock when I got home tonight and found my wife in bed with my best friend!

I am not talking sleeping, snore snore. I am talking about "Oh god baby fuck me!!!" kinda stuff.

I was just so damn stunned...

What to do?

I thought about shooting them both, but then that would leave my boy without his mother.

I thought about taking an axe to My best friend, but again, My little boy suffers.

So I told that cheating slut of a wife to get the fuck out.

Then I turned to my best friend and yelled as loud as I could;





BAD DOG!.................BAD DOG!!!

V-Max again.

No one can say not to this; Super black V-Max, Upside down forks, All the goods. Too Cool!!!

I am Iron Man.

Fucking Saturday.

So I have been farting around a lot today (friday) mainly because I have no desire to spend what money I have on crap!

"You never want to do anything!" She says.

And for the most part this is true, because going "Somewhere" and doing "Something" tends to cost me money that I would rather not spend.

I spent most of my Friday (Wednesday for everyone else) bored out of my fucking mind listening to lectures about how to treat MIDGETS, CRIPPLES and RETARDS with respect and caring.

It also goes that the presentation was in it self degrading and made me sleepy and evil all in one shot.

I worked on fixing a twisted up footpeg hanger for one of the guys Thursday and in the process touched the tip of a blow torch to the bottom of my middle finger, FUCKIN OUCH!!!

Hand swelled up like an over cooked hot dog, and I was holding a frozen bottle of water for the next two hours, and it still hurt!

got a real cool blister now, and I can feel the skin turning into leather.

Some reason the joint hurts too...

The nurse next door says the ice helped a lot, but if the skin breaks I got to go get it checked out. Most of the swelling is gone now so I think I am going to be good.

So I am feeling kinda sick and mean, Might just call off tomorrow, and do nothing. Or better yet, go to work and do nothing!!!

Fucking P.W.D. Asshole!

You the cat woman?

Ah the sweet scent of the future is filling me with hope and dread.
Sometime before I grow old and die I know that I am going to live near some old biddy who's got about thirty of these things rolling around her house.
Leaving little piles of smelly nuts and bolts in my yard for me to step in.
...God I hate cats!

master builder eh?

a pic of Billy Lane of Choppers Inc. with one of his bike's going up in flames due to a faulty weld on a gas tank.
What if you paid $60,000- for a bike and it did this?

9/11 again...

So 9/11 is rolling around and we find Bin Ladin releasing a new tape, and saying all the things that the Clinton's and Obama's want you to hear; Go soft on terror and pull out of Iraq, let the people of the middle east twist in the wind while extreme islam takes over and enslaves the region. Forget that we lost over 3000 CIVILIANS in a few short hours, no quarter was given to children, none to women, anyone was a target. Terror must be met with strength and the resolve to hit back, and hit back hard!
Keep in mind this election year; It was not Bush's fault, he was just the guy at the wheel when we got hit, if it was Clinton or F.D.R. we would have done all the same things! there is no place for the same old dried up 1960's hippie/commie rhetoric! This is not Vietnam and Bin Ladin is not Uncle Ho! Get strong and fight back, or get used to seeing this asshole, because he's going to be the hero of the islamic revolution that nukes us into submission if we don't! FUCK YOU BIN LADIN!

Aliens.

So imagine my surprise when this thing touches down in my back yard this morning.
it goes without saying that any race who have mastered space travel and actually bother to visit this rock are after resources.
Things like ore, plants, food (you know, cows, dogs, homeless people...)
So I was quite worried when one of the little buggers came out and made himself at home in my kitchen.
"Have you thought about planet insurance?" it asked.
"You have such a nice planet here, it would be a shame if it had an accident..."
I sat for a moment before I spoke.
"Are you extorting me?"
"No no no, you got me all wrong, I am offering my services..."
I slowly unscrewed the top from the salt shaker as it spoke.
"No, I am offering you protection from some of the more, Unsavory elements out there..." It said as it motioned its fingers in a small circle.
"Really? That sounds great!" I lied and it seemed to perk up as I spoke.
"I have often wondered what would happen if I were to do this." I said.
"Do what?" it asked as I tossed the salt in its face.
Its skin exploded in flames! The alien stood and screamed before it fell motionless to the floor.
Who knew, Slugs AND aliens...

I pulled this from some one's website so I could share it.

Damn cool this thing, pared down to the absolute essence of a motorcycle.(granted a slow one, but I like it)

cell/cam pic's.

Introspection...

I need to get away and decompress for a couple of days, Let my demons have a week off!
I spent an hour two weeks back, floating around naked in my pool with only a beer for company at 11:30 p.m., It was great.
I watched as a police heli circled and shone its spotlight a block over. Still it was a worthwhile experience.
Thinking of taking my bike out for a road trip, go somewhere/nowhere for a couple of days, then head home.
Sort of the pool, but with some pictures to post when I get back!

A moment for nationalism.

So I sat through an extended and quite disjointed speech about the reasons that the U.S. is a joke, and why Mexico is a far better country.
What???
For starters it seems that Mexico is better because they have a very low crime rate, Women are treated far better, and Mexico doesn't have any social problems with racism or anything like that. No all of Mexico's problems come from those to the north!

Ha ha ha ha...

fake i-pod ad's.

I have been seeing these around, and hell I think they are a fucking riot!

Another Buell Blast.

This time from Sundance In Japan, a Blast flat track bike.
Again, the bare minimum, too damn cool!